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April 1st 2020! Bunnies, Hail and Advice!

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

Animal Crossing: New Horizens Bunny Day!

If you Have animal crossing: New horizens, go in IMMEDIATELY, because You need to craft a vauting Pole if you don't have one, because there is a broadcast and it will mention...BUNNY DAY!!!!!!!!!

So if you have a vaulting Pole you can talk to Zipper the bunny and he will explain bunny day! That's all! So getin to Animal Crossing!

(Image: "Terrible drawing")

HAiL-SToRM EDiTiON!

If you want to curl up by the fire with a cup of Coffee* and a paper, please do, because this is a Special Edition! Gwendolyn, our Editor In Chief, was reading a book when she heard a loud clatter.

She hurried upstairs to see if her family was okay. Than she saw the tiny White balls bouncing onto the deck. It was hailing.

To make things worse, Harley Jane** got out in all the commotion, and if it continues there may be a power outage! Stay tuned and keep warm!

* or tea, hot chocolate, etc.
** see first issue

JiRO DREAMS Of SUSHi REViEW

Summary:
JiRo dreams of Sushi is about a man named Jiro who runs a sushi Restaurant, and has some hard times along the way.

rating:
5/6 stars (close to best)

how likely to Recomend to a freind
11/12 (Quite likely)

Dear Badger Advice Column

Dear Badger,
I made dumplings for my family of three, but the recipe made 16 dumplings. What should I do?
Signed,
Down In The Dumplings

Dear Down In The Dumplings, that is an annoying situation, but I have a solution. First, give each person a dumpling (including you). Then, take the rest and bury them outside.
Signed, badger

Dear Badger,
It's an honor to be addressing the talented badger herself! We humbly ask you for advice on a problem we have been having. For the last three weeks, our family has been spending a lot of time together. While this is mostly nice, sometimes we have trouble agreeing on what to do. For example, some of us get frustrated when another family member doesn't want to do an activity we are excited about. Please dear Badger, what should we do?
Love, The Grumpy Crumpets

Dear grumpy crumpets, I think you should make a spinner with A, B, C, and D.

  • (A) Melony
  • (B) Sophia
  • (C) Matt
  • (D) Owen

good luck!

love,
Badger

Dear Badger,

Well I finally got around to organizing my creepy old attic, and wouldn't you know it, not a SINGLE ghost to be found! I was hoping to uncover some sort of ghoul or shade (other than the "old lamp" variety) so I could brag to friends or become a stop on the local ghost tour, "The Sioux City Spectre Tour and BBQ Crawl". (It's also a BBQ restaurant tour.) Any tips on luring a poltergeist into my home?

Sincerely,
Spookless in Sioux City

Dear Spookless in Siox City,from what I know, ghosts love candy, so make a ghost trap! here is what you need.

  • 1 piece any type candy.
  • 1 large cardboard box.
  • 1 strong stick.
  • 1 piece string (long enough to tie around stick).

What to do

  1. tie one end of the string around the stick.
  2. tie the other end around candy.
  3. Prop up card board board with stick and Viola!

Your very own ghost trap

Meet the newest reporter

Hello! My name is Elspeth, and I'm the newest reporter here at The Daily Excitement, if you don't already know that from the giant headline practically shouting it at you. Because there are no other reporters here at the time I am writing this, I am also the lead reporter. The articles I write will mainly be about food, mainly reviews of recipes I hae made, one of which is in this article. I may also do a weather section or a grammar column, which will hopefully be included in further issues. That's all I have to say, so enjoy the rest of the paper!

"You got chocolate in my peanut butter!"

A review of Peanut Butter Cupcakes with Milk Chocolate-Peanut Butter Ganache

from One Bowl Baking by Yvonne Ruperti

I love the combination of chocoloate and peanut butter, so when I found this recipe in One Bowl Baking, I couldn't wait to try it. I hadn't had a chance until last Sunday, when I was told to bake something for Sunday teatime, a new tradition we have started. I thought that these cupcakes would be perfect: impressive, but not too hard to make. I was (partly) wrong. To start, one would think that a 'one bowl' recipe would only require one bowl. Unfortunately, it does not, in fact, use only one bowl (assuming you don't wash the bowl), it uses two. This was extremely annoying to me. The actual recipe for the cupcakes was ok, but in my opinion, a bit over-complicated. They baked up well, and tasted great, even though I used crunchy peanut butter instead of creamy. The cupcakes tasted best the day after I baked them. The ganache recipe, however, was a disaster. I decided to use half dark chocolate and half milk chocolate, because otherwise I thought it would be way too sweet. That worked, but as soon as I added the peanut butter, the ganache broke. I added warm milk and brought it back together, but it broke again. The cupcakes looked terrible with gross, greasy ganache on top, though they tasted good. To sum the recipe up, the cupcakes were good, and I'd make them again, but if I want a good ganache recipe, I'll use a different one.

Special Insert: Hadley's Daily excitement!!!!!!!!

Bake Sale Cancelled!!!!!

A girl named Hadley wanted to have a bake sale but it had to be cancled because of the coronavirus. So it will have to be next year. You can do a drive through or you can walk up.

Circul the picter thats difront (game, see PDF)

SiENCE FACT

All mammals used to lay eggs! Now most don't because of a virus!*2

2 a good one.
* learn more about that in Eons

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Coming next on Wenesday, the 8th!


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